Date of publication of this letter: today
Ever felt sad watching Schindler's List? Me too. And, you know what?
I mean, it's like Steven Spielberg was in his emo phase while making this movie. I mean, what the hell is up with that, huh, fancy pants? You made Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones, James Bond, Star Wars, Santa Clause: The Grand Snowy Adventure, but you really just HAD to enter this "Oooooo I'm sad" phase. Bullshit.
Us audiences go to the cinema to get ENTERTAINED, and not feel like crap. Our lives are already crap as they are, why should we make it more crap?
So... I propose an idea.
I call it: Schindler's List, the Comedy Outtakes. Now, how could you make something sad into something funny, laughable, kneeslapper? Well...
We all know music is the soul of man, and music dictates music. And you know, if music is funny, man is funny. If music is sad, then man is sad.
It could be a dying child on the screen, but if it has funny music, then it becomes funny!
Some haters will say it's disrespectful. I say, being sad is sad. Be funny. It's the least you can do. You know, smile every once in a while.
It's good for you.
